I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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