i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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