Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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