I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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