Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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