I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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