i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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