I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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