I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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