Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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