ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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