i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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