Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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