I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i think i scared a bird with my dick
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
