16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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