nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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