can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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