Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
