Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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