what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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