they need to just BURY HIM!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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