quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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