Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
