; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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