Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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