Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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