In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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