Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
only you would photoshop your dick
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
