Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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