i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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