chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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