i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
