He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
