In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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