We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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