I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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