he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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