If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
