even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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