Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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