Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
