Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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