So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I see more hoeing in ur future
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