No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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