D3 body, D1 cock
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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