Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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