these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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