I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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