Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
you made out with another girl for some wings
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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