What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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