The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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