We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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