i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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