sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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